Correspondance

Hi Cousin,

Wife thought I should warn you that we are EXTREME when it comes to Halloween. We’ll spend days making full-size props and setting-up the garage. Some people love it; others think I’m psycho. I realize that not everyone shares my passion for Halloween, so don’t feel that you need to be the sorcerer’s apprentice the whole weekend. But if you do, I’ll have plenty of severed heads for you to tend to.

Talk to you soon,

Uncle Jeepers

P.S. Our theme this year is “Chainsaw Massacre.”
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Uncle Jeepers,

Excellent. See you then.

-Cousin